Subject: A Good Samaratan
(thanx to RichardReb403@aol.com)
A man and his wife were driving home one cold
night when the wife asks her Husband to stop the car. There was
a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to
see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's
nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and
let it go in the morning?"
He says, "OK, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asks.
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's
nice and warm there."
Giggling she asks, "But what about the smell?"
He replies, "Just hold his little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk
she used to beat him with, Died at the scene.
Hill
Climb video clip
Adult
Audio Radio news ; Hillarious. HERE
Cat
laugh of the Day!
BE WARNED
I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but
this may be useful to know.
I am posting this to you to warn you of something
that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping.
This happened to me last fall at Costco in St.
Louis, Missouri and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come
over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a
ride to another Costco.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the
way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one starts ripping your clothes off stealing your wallet
in the process.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday,
twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
So watch out for these scam artists as they are shrewd and go
about almost un-detected!
Watch Carmen Elektra do a workout
to improve her sled riding strength!
Video
clip here!
How to determine a REAL snowmobiler # 2
If I could ride my wife like I can ride my sled then i'd be home
every weekend.
Cats have nine lives you have one make it count.
Go BIG or go home
She said if I go riding one more time she's going to leave me.
I'm really gonna miss her
Ride it like it's stolen
If you cant ride with the BIG BOYS leave em on the trailer
Work.....is for people who don't ride!
If you can't handle the ride stay on the side!
The best part of growing up.... is getting a faster sled
If I have to explain....you won't understand
Get up and go!
When HELL freezes over we'll ride there too.
My Dad's sled is faster that your daddy's sled
The bars are the only place to buy gas.
The ice is plenty thick.
I can read a trail map.
it's only a couple more miles.
It's not cold.
I love my spouse more than my snowmobile.
We have enough gas to make it.
I can fix it.
I know a short cut
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How to determine a REAL snowmobiler
Prays for snow every night.
Turns on the Weather Channel first thing every morning.
Curses the Weather Channel second thing every morning.
Doesn't like to be passed under any circumstances.
Wants a new snowmobile every year.
Would rather ride than watch the Super Bowl.
Wishes he could forget about the speed limit.
Feels that no snowmobile suit is ever out of fashion, or too
dirty to wear.
Would never admit to being tired out when riding with buddies.
Has no trouble choosing between an aftermarket pipe, or a new
couch for the living room.
Is about as friendly as a grizzly bear when someone "high
marks" him.
Refers to standing around as "wasting daylight."
Thumb twitches when snow is forecast.
Enjoys the smell of two-cycle exhaust and the sound of revving
engines.
Carries enough odds and ends in his "possibles bag"
to make it home, regardless.
Views a heavy, fresh snowfall as an invitation to paradise.
Considers burgers, fries and malts a delicacy.
Can locate gas stations like a coon dog on a hot trail.
Considers his exact sled width when approaching two trees, out
of control, and careening downhill.
Always knows (with GPS precision) which way is back.
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"WE
WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH
ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"
