Other ways to support this Web site and ensure that it will continue in 04/05.her ways to help...

-tell your friends about this web site...

- send out an e-mail to everyone on your address book

- put a link and a logo on your own web site

-buy a hat or a shirt if and when we have them

-support our sponsors... stay at their hotels, drink their beer...

-When you are in Quebec, talk about the site to anyone who will listen! As you hold your open wallet in your palm, pause before handing over any cash, and say... "One of the reasons I am here today spending cash in Quebec, is ZENWAITER!" This has a strong impact.

-send in your photos (keep em small and limit to 4 max) with a text so I can use your trip story on the site. I will probably place it on our mail page.

- Save the zenwaiter site in your favs

-get your business to become a Zen Sponsor

-stick this code on your web site... it is our Google Ads,
and it will earn us 2 or 3 bucks a month. (Cut and Paste it). Imagine if I had these ads on 100 web sites.. wow. It's easy to place this ad on your web site, and it will support us big time.

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-When you run into Zen on the trail, offer to pay for his gas, feed him, and give him a hug! (Okay okay.. if you're from NY, you just need to high five. I know you ain't the 'sensetive types- like the guys from Jersey!! Yeah Right..

-when you hear the Badman badmouthing Zen, punch him right in the nose continuously, until his mouth finally closes. The tell him you're never staying in his 'theft magnet' dump again.

-write letters to all the Quebec Tourism boards and orgs, and tell them what you like about Zen's web site.

-If I help you to communicate by translating with the Police, (when you have been robbed, or in a crash), tell the authorities that they are lucky to have Zen there in Quebec!

If you meet your love on the trails in Quebec, because I told you we just had two feet of new snow which made you come up, name your first born after me.

-Send a cash donation, here.

-this winter I am gonna offer you a photo print of you on your sled. It will cost you a twenty, 20 bucks, paid on the spot. I will get your mailing address, print it on my computer, then send it to you in the mail. If I can shoot one or two of you guys, or groups a day, it will help alot.

-I need someone to get some four inch oval stickers made up with my logo on it,, need about 1,000 of these. Find the logo here... then give it to your printer, the send them to me. I will mail them to everyone, and then you can stick them on the bathroom mirror in every motel and bar in Quebec, AND on your sleds!

-keep your sleds CHAINED up at all times, and do not get your truck and trailer robbed. This will make me very happy. This winter, be smarter than the thieves for a change. Let's run them out of business by being super vigillant. Remember that they are not shy, and will surprise you with boldness. At high noon in a busy place... BANG, your ride is gone.

-Participate often in our Bulletin Board, tell others about your experiences in Quebec, especially your latest honest trail conditions, and your most fun motels and bars. Why not share this info with others?

That's all I can think of for now.. oh yes, one more thing... Bring me a huge PIZZA, real PIZZA, toss it into the back of your sled trailer so it will freeze, and drop it off at the Zen shack on the way up. . The pizza here in St-Zenon, is, well... ahem... lets just call it different. It is yummie in it's own way, but it is simply not Pizza as the world understands Pizza.

AlsoI need real New Jersy bagels, your wife's real spaghetti sauce, and or, your favorite Italian sausage from NY or Jersey.

Oh yes.. Also, if you are in the clothing business, I need Zen hats, T-shirts, etc. to give away or sell.. Also need a good helmet for this winter and a new snowmobile suit. (Yes, my old Lazer helmet bit the dust, and I cannot find relacement parts, they went out of business.) Also need new riding mittens and new boots (or used.) I am size 10.5 foot, and extra large jacket, 38 waist size.

Also need all your GPS information to give away on our GPs page.

Also need you to ride SOBER and stay safe. Also try keeping your speed down, and stay on the right side of the trail ... (asshole!!) Last comment was meant for the three guys who almost killed me last year on the way to the dam.

That's it for now! Thanks for everything guys and gals... see you in Quebec this winter eh??

Oh yes, one more thing... do not get angry at me for refusing a beer or an alcoholic beverage, I DON"T DRINK. Also, don't get snotty when I refuse to go out for the evening with you.. I have 5 hours of web work to do every night when I get home. It is nothing personal. I get over a hundred email inquiries per day.

If you see me in a bar or resto, it is because I am collecting info for the site... I update almost every day. If you have never given a donation, but love the site, fork over the cash on the spot BITCH!! hahaha. (forgive my twisted sende of humour.)

This winter, if I can't afford to run the site, I am just going to give up. So if you like it, time to fork it over. There's no nice way to say this I guess.

 

That's it.

Lock it up, tarp it over, and chain the f*&^@#r up tight, if you wanna take it home with you.

Do not take your sled out to the bar if you wanna get loaded and hang out all night. Leave it in you secure motel.

CHAIN her up with real chains, and chain it to something that can't be cut with one of those rechargeable cutters. Remember, our Quebec theivin' bastards, are almost as talented as your thieves in NY, NJ, etc etc... Thieves nowadays are high tech everywhere.

Watch your sled closely, and watch your truck and trailer too, especially on the road up to Canada. Last year American and Canadian thieves made of with the entire rig several times.

When you go in to eat, someone stays in the truck. Simple. When you are in a bar, someone stays outside to get fresh air and keeps an eye on the sleds.

Also, always keep your registrations in your wallet in case something goes missing.

Being a little paranoid is a habit you can get into. Don't let it ruin your fun, but just see it as a reponsibility that you have. It's a fact of life anywhere you go.

 

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